แบล็กเมล์ทาสเงินรีดนมในถ้วยกาแฟ!

What am I doing?

Ew, is it really even that small?

You don't have to step on it, you're not supposed to touch me like that.

Oh please, my mom already told me what she freaking does to you. Seriously.

What did she tell you?